Founders Hotline 

​Running a business without senior managers is like trying to juggle flaming swords while riding a unicycle — blindfolded. If you’re making all the big calls solo (hiring, firing, team structure, ops, HR, strategy, marketing... you name it), we’ve got your back.

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Think of this like an Agony Aunt session for grown-up business problems — but with practical advice, no judgement, and absolutely no corporate fluff.

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This is like having your own personal business coach — but better. We’re not just cheerleaders with buzzwords. We’ve actually done the work: HR, marketing, ops, forecasting, boardrooms, restructures, launches, exits — the lot. Our CVs read like a game of corporate bingo: Board Directors, Chiefs of Staff, HR Managers, Commercial Leads, BDMs, Marketers … all rolled into one support crew.

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Here’s what you get when you hit the hotline:

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• Tough Decision Back-Up
  Team reshuffle? Strategy wobble? Need to fire someone without spiralling? We’ve got you.

• Strategic Leadership Support
  We’ll help you build a team that runs smoothly — and make sure you're leading like a legend, not just delegating and hoping for the best.

• Marketing Know-How
  Not sure how to actually get people to notice your brand? We’ll help you craft a strategy that doesn’t involve posting on socials and praying.

• Operational Brilliance (without the spreadsheets)
  From broken processes to budget blowouts, we’ll help you tighten things up and get your time (and sanity) back.

• People & Workforce Planning
  Need to hire, restructure or plan for growth? We’ll map out your team like a boss and show you how to scale without breaking stuff.

• Financial Forecasting (that makes sense)
  Growth projections, budgets, goal-setting — we’ll help you plan with actual numbers, not just vibes.

• Hard Conversations, Made Easier
  Firing someone? Restructuring? Second-guessing everything? We’ve been there. We’ll talk you through it with clarity and zero judgement.

• Action Plans That Aren’t Fluff
  After every call, we’ll send you a simple, straight-up plan you can action right away. No jargon. No 12-tab spreadsheets. Just next steps that actually help.​

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Cost: $250 per hour or $1,000 monthly retainer (includes up to 5 x 1.5 hour sessions per month).